Let the Milk Wars begin
Starting with the last decade’s all-out assault on Dairy, old school milk has pretty much been dumped by our health-conscious leaders. In pole position are the non-dairy “milk” alternatives: Soy, Almond and Rice. But bringing up the rear, here comes good old fashioned Milk again! … Donning its organic cap and wholesome farming heritage … wait … something looks different about this milk. Could it be?
Reinvented, re-imagined and re-engineered, Coke’s new FrankenMilk is “Better than Milk!” Sporting a Monsanto-style cloak, Fairlife has been “innovated” to give you all the nutrients you need in a single glass. What’s a Bro to choose?
I guess if a Bro really wanted to get back to basics, drinking milk the way nature made it, he could, and perhaps already has, hopped onto this milk truck: